December 2011
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AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked:
Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
Dread of 2012
I don’t dread the start of 2012 because of the whole “the world is going to end!!” nonsense. I dread waking up tomorrow morning because I will be exactly where I was on Jan. 1st of 2011. I will be in the same bed, in the same room and have texts from the same “friends” that I never talk to or hang out with anymore. I stopped sending out the generic holiday...
Anonymous asked: really? you would want a body like holly madison? she is a whore and promotes the demeaning of women.
IT WORKED!! I BE LEAVING EARLY!!!
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trying to convince my mom to let me leave work...
will it work?
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Reblog if you would like (1) extrememly random and...
darkyulate:
soshiddiction:
omgrawrfayce:
pretty sure I won’t get some but need to try.. ROFLMAO *forever alone*
PLEASE!? JUST BEFORE I GO!?
HOLY CRAP YES! PLEASE?!
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Anonymous asked: by any chance, do you hate your job?
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Last night I bought the audio book American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot (Unabridged) written (and read) by Craig Ferguson. This morning when I got to work, I decided to listen to said audio book. This was probably the best decision I will make all day because the voice is very calming for me which is very helpful after I almost bite off my tongue trying not to...
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Re-blog if you used to watch any of these shows! →
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ihappentofly:
This is officially the greatest...
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raltimore asked: If you could swap bodies with anyone who would it be?
Anonymous asked: Who was the last person you had a sexy dream about?
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TMI TUESDAY
I usually don’t get questions for this but since it’s the last Tuesday of the year, maybe I will.
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irish-angel2 reblogged your photo: lostamongthelost: Goosebumps when he gets his…
All of the above… except for the book thing. Mine was my dad telling me I had problems after shouting “YES! THANK GOD…
some people just don’t understand our love for Tommy and his characters
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sellswordking:
Lesbian Couple Tackles Homophobic Heckler
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cassket:
Last weekend 22-year-old William Adam Lane spotted a lesbian couple embracing in a bar in Bellingham, Washington. He decided the only appropriate course of action was to drunkenly shout homophobic comments at them and smash the rear window of their car. Unfortunately for him, the women were total...
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Im gonna be needing a teenage Jax/Tara flashback,...
alsoangels77:
Make it happen show!!
hate to burst the bubble of viewers (i’ve seen this desire more than once) but Kurt said in interviews that he isn’t gonna do the whole flashback thing. he will allude to events or show glimpses of what happened like when Kohn was looking at Tara’s juvie record but no flashbacks.
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